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Isn’t it a little short for a work truck?

And here we have a van deck. 

GM hasn’t been interested in selling attractive sedans for a long, long time. It’s probably more accurate to say that GM has killed interest in their sedans and small cars.

I could see GM doing this, pulling a Ford GT, even though we’ve all suspected a mid-engine Cadillac has been in the works along with the Vette.

I took 15 minutes and did a quick sketch of what this vehicle might look like. Maybe if I get some extra time I’ll repost a better one. I took styling cues from the Escala

Is it sacrilege to suggest an automatic Miata or BRZ here or something? I mean, they fit the bill perfectly.

Don’t forget the Paj Sport, which is actually pretty decent off road.

Fixed this for you, Genesis/Hyundai.

That is some good photoshopping.

I can’t unsee it.

Get a hole in the roof? Nothing that can’t be solved with a leather patch!

They need a better evacuation plan. 

I’d say it was a smashing success. 

Imo any mechanic driving a car into a manor, house, cottage or domicile is negligent

Front looks like a Volvo S90 hit with an ugly stick and a bit of Acura (grille), rear looks like a ‘93 Towncar. Not attractive.

Trying to imagine a world in which Henry Ford and the Dodge brothers have Twitter accounts. 

What a Pajero!

Hes is going to need an Armada of attorneys.

Either way, I’m sure he will get the Maxima sentence for such a large sum of money.

So he went Rogue, or he was doing this just for Kicks?

Public radio nerd here (Got the tote bags to prove it.)