A minivan gets you in the door. Best if obsessively maintained. Or total beater you keep limping along. You'd definitely be in if it was a Aerostar because RWD.

Will after they realize people won’t pay $5 to watch it on the app.

So I’m thinking, if I could actually write, I’d almost pass the car test.

I was just providing an ironic example of hearsay to lighten up the discussion. I guess it would have been funnier if I replied, “Oh, who told you that?” but either way I was implying that Snood’s take was based on ... hearsay.

So one might read my prior response as a ironic take on hearsay then?

Ho, ho, either you didn’t get my hearsay joke or you are more sardonic than I. But congrats on law school either way!

Protects the longevity of the battery.  Though to go to 100% on the occasional trip shouldn't be an issue. 

Though I haven’t seen a charging station that provided a particularly good view to take in.

Has Torch certified this as a wagon? I don’t think it’s going to pass the test.

Given the subject at hand, omitting an actual profile shot seems a bit of an oversight.

Oh, where'd you hear that?

Texas is a rather non-specific location.

Having Jason and Hulk Hogan in a cage match would be entertaining.  Briefly.

I have a permit to park on campus but still manage to get fined at least once a semester for some arcane rule violation.   It's such a weird head game on campuses.

Since you came up with your idea as part of your work for Jalopnik it’s likely “work product” and therefore belongs to Jalopnik (unless you have a employment contract that says differently ... and I could imaging Gawker making you sign something that specifically says “any weird ideas you come up with are yours and…

I’m struggling with the math here. Are there containers inside the containers?

So, like the Volkswagen of auto journalists?

To my eye, the net result is that the wheels look like the don’t fill the wheel wells as might be the case on a base model. (Perhaps also also a result of have having a little more sidewall?) You don’t want to pay more to look like you paid less.

This is just lazy upbadging. If you are going to upbadge at least go for the Mach-E or something significantly interesting. (A Kia maybe!)

There are a ton of great 4 spoke wheels out there. Gen 2 Supra wheels top the list.