Close enough for BMW drivers. 

Ugh. That’s not a gazebo. That’s the world’s most boring merry-go-round after implementation on the Merry-go-round Safety Act of 1956.

And maintenance. 

You can easily drive another hour with a dirty diaper in row 2 with the vent windows open.

This would be surprising if Volvo wasn’t owned by Geely.

I happened to be there the day after you were, Torch. And, oddly, all of their glorious historic vehicles were missing all of their turn indicators. That seemed very odd. Who would want to just take the turn indicators? It seems like the sort of odd fixation only someone who was a few bulbs shy a vehicle inspection…

Volvo or not, you wouldn’t find me standing next to a tower of cars. One good gust and it’s the leaning tower of cars.

Great. Now I have to spend another 10 minutes rewriting the entire movie. Quality takes time! Fortunately, that’s not a consideration for a new Knight Rider movie!

KITT recruits a rag tag team of international star cars who have put out to pasture [A Team van, Herbie, 007 Aston, BTTF Delorean, Fall Guy Pickup, H50 Marauder, S&H Torino, Mannix Dart (or Toronado), FF Mustang Cobra II, Rockford Esprit (KITT’s love interest), and, yes, a certain Aztek.]

+1 for the damn tire size!

That’s strangely ok.  Searching for the build. 

You charge it by “braking” all the way down the mountain.

Well, this is a little bit the sky is falling.

Showed them pictures of rusty Jeeps to pass himself off as Canadian.

Ah, the Kia Rio of L.A.

If he’s had much influence over the past 12 years at Ford, I’d have sent him packing along with Hackett.

I’m an avid hater of black plastic bars in odd places connecting windows. Even a piece of black plastic pretending to be an actual window would be preferable.

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Fun: Nighttime dock light fishing!

Of course, the much loved Baja (by a passionate few) had a 41" bed.