you're exhausting. go fuck yourself.

well THAT came out wrong lol *shit out of ME

High schooler's scare the shit out of my period and I'm only 22. : /

Omg I used to love Olive Garden but the last TWO times I've eaten there (different locations, no less) I've gotten horrible food poisoning. Never again, I've learned my lesson.

It's beautiful. As long as they don't expect me to cook for them ; ) I have a condo in Long Beach (eh, not the best), no husband or kids, but hefty student loans. Still willing to trade? lol

Let's do it!

Fuck the heat. You can have it. I plan on moving as far north as possible as soon as I graduate (I have family in Seattle, Canada, and Alaska, so I should be able to work something out). And this isn't a case for "grass is always greener"—I've lived in cold weather climates before, and found that I thrive as…

It does. I hate living in Southern CA so much. It's going to be in the high 80's to 90's for the next week. We just get robbed of all seasons. I'm like, go fuck yourself Summer, you've overstayed your welcome.

Anybody remember Just Nikki? I used to get their catalogues from Claire's.

Haha, perfect gif. So just symmetrical and perky I guess *shrugs*

But WHAT makes them nice boobs? The small areolas?

What do you do for a living, if you don't mind me asking?

She did! And I died a little on the inside because my dream car was her "starter vehicle" fml

Excuse me, Kylie got a Mercedes G wagon thankyouverymuch

I love him and I think I'm going to marry him. *nods head*

It reminds me of this:

Thank you so much!!!

Good morning everybody! I need your help—who is this FINE-ASS MAN???? (Besides my future husband.) ; )

Haha, no—not that Jesus doesn't like "crackers" but it's more of an expression: "Jesus Christ on a cracker!" is an English idiom representing surprise.