On Tuesday's, shit gets rill!

I appreciate your dedication.

Wow. Just. Wow.

It was literally cold for only like one day. It's been butt-flippin' hot non-stop for the last few weeks up here. (I live in Sammamish.)

Yay for communications law! Just passed it ( ;

Because the "author" of this tripe can't write to save her life. She may have intended to write a sexy love story for the ages, but her lack of talent created a monster. So instead, what she literally wrote was rape. What she literally wrote was an abusive relationship. What she literally created was a classic victim…

*IgNori the typos

No. This is Kim and Kanye projecting their color palette preferences onto North. Since pairing up with Kanye, Kim has eschewed most primary colors and jewel tones in favor of a more "vanilla" options. There was an article on Celebitchy the other day about Kim going on about how North "picks out" her own clothes (at…

You win *throws glitter*

Well she could be in ketosis (detox) from not eating carbs (or enough in general). Only way to know for sure is to get her to pee on some keto-sticks lol

I know / : But that's why you have to do the uncomfortable thing and broaden your horizons in real life and join groups/clubs etc. But, yeah, I don't send creepy messages so I know it's not me, but I'm just saying you never know who you're talking to online (said the 22-year-old female who masquerades as old dudes…

Tinder? But honestly online dating is not the way to go. It's a cesspool of emotionally unavailable men (and women) who are hiding behind their computer screens. Sorry to sound preachy, but I work as a ghost writer for rich men who don't have time to manage their online dating accounts. You could be messaging me / :

It'll hurt to read it, but know that you will make it through (Nutella has special powers). That web site got me through one hell of a break-up. The writer is no-nonsense, straightforward, everything you need to hear, but your friends are too afraid to say. Once you recognize the relationship patterns (insanity…

*baggagereclaim dot com NOT SPAM

Uhm. Please read this web site up and down and memorize. It will change your life. He is emotionally unavailable and you're a fall-back girl. Go to baggaglereclaime dot com and curl up with your fave dessert.