That photo is amazing.

It looks like he might be saying “he can’t guard me” at the end, which is what I hope he is saying.

This is so filthy: where she drives, and everyone seems relieved when she kicks it out behind the back to the corner—and then she rotates to the other corner to hit the dagger. Which is to say, this is a really well-coached 1-woman show.

Lukewarm take: the entire league is ass this year.

The entirety of my slow moving thoughts when I read this. “Yes! Jez is so bad lately, I’m happy an outsider sees it and is calling it out. Wait! LooseSeals comments here a lot. Goddam I love her username. It always makes me laugh. Is Liza still alive? Oh crap- this is a joke. Haha I get it now. This is actually really…

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Nothin’ left but a puddle, broken ankles and a memory.

Damn. Just came home from a full 8 hour retail Xmas hell shift. My brain has apparently closed for the night. I should’ve realized this for the amazing Kinja it was. Kids- don’t let this happen to you!

I just woke up from a nap, so I may have been the only person not to get this.

this is good kinja. 

And I like what I’m seeing out of Shawn Kemp

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I mean you’ve got KD, Russ, and Harden on the same team, and then you add Paul George!!!! What did people think would happen!

I once had to dress up like a waffledog for extra credit as a freshman in high school. A very large Samoan came up and asked who was in the waffledog suit & when someone told him it was a freshman, he launched me about 20ft! Thank god for that waffle padding!

Just another example of Chicago mascots getting in trouble with the law.

Newspaper headline, if management approves of his reaction

Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

Clearly prioritizing his own wish to stay off the naughty list at the expense of the team’s needs. smh