“I’m trying to win the game so I don’t get fired” is all we really needed.

My brother and I would always create weird-looking players on NBA Live and Madden. We’d give them strange facial hair, weird hair colors, and spike their skill levels. His always ended up looking like a skinny, 8-foot Santa Claus. Odell Beckham Jr. perfectly personifies what my create-a-players looked like. Right down…

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

Cool, Mitch.

Boooooooo

From the author’s twitter account just a week and a half ago. Wow....

This is just an example of how the system works against the Blackmon.

“In five years, when Tebow is leading Denver into the playoffs and Cam Newton is riding someone’s bench, remember this article.”

“Cam Newton is a sure-fire bust. I am so certain of this that if he is the Panthers’ starting quarterback in 2016, I will buy a Cam Newton jersey and stand in the stadium parking lot in my underwear when the Panthers come to Tampa Bay and hold a sign proclaiming that Auburn rules over Florida and Carolina rules over…

I once caught a fish “this Big”

A true leader that wears number one, to remind himself of his team’s record.

Actually, by definition, natural childbirth is an inherently extrusive process.

Horseshit, Peyton, Broncos produce horseshit.

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

Wasn’t sure what to make of this report until the GM weighed in, but now we’ve gotten a denial straight from the horse’s mouth.

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

For a 911 operator in Cleveland, this is probably the least stressful thing you have to deal with.

Ron Rivera should have heeded the warning of Gloria Estefan. The rhythm is going to get you. The rhythm is going to get you. The rhythm is going to get you.