That "No Buttons" run. He pressed the C-button to change the camera! I demand a retrial!

This obsession is to much for a mere mortal like myself to comprehend. But it is admirable to see these savants at work.

... I just push the A button. Seems easier that way.

You must be a young'n...

I said the Bears are godawful what more do you want me to say? Chicago is bankrupt?

For real. He might as well have caught the snap.

I've been watching football for years, and I have NEVER seen that before.

This has been the funniest episode of SVU I've ever seen.

It would take a lot more than that for me to say "Poor Cortland Finnegan".

and his wife, like Eve, most likely evolved from one of the ribs in the meat section of the supermarket he used to work at.

Boring? Did you watch any of it? Bah. Great game.

Depends. How far can you punt a football?

Maybe "I'm rededicating myself to Islam" is his personal euphemism for "I have to take a shit."

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

No, chris-sjbmx has a point. I understand you might be coming from the right place, but it's beyond 'agency'.

Well, yeah. I've never heard of anyone being able to choose who they're attracted to or what turns them on. That comes from parts of the brain we can't consciously control. Do you choose to have goosebumps when you're cold, or choose to have wrinkly finger tips when they're wet?

Michael Beasley: High, School Friend

I like how in that anecdote, you left open the possibility that your dad really is Jim McMahon.

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario