Okay, that’s fucking awesome.

Perfectly timed post. My girlfriend & I were just talking about this overarching theme over the weekend. Going to order her Eve’s book now as a Valentine’s Day gift!

Garnett awakes each day & immediately chews a fresh piece of gum to apply to his scalp as hoody adhesive.

Anybody that can’t appreciate the greatness that is a Rom Roberts comment has to be fairly new to Deadspin.

Ughhh, this story is all too familiar. I played safety at a to-remain-unnamed Big Ten university and fractured my ulna during a game towards the end of a regular season. Rehabbed all winter and was cleared for full contact the week before spring ball started. Re-broke the same arm my first week in full pads because…

I think part of the outrage towards the Clippers was that Blake found out about the trade via the Internet rather than from a team exec or Doc himself.

White (male) privilege.

These are my favorite types of buzzer beaters. Home team hits a huge bucket that has the crowd rocking & has them believing the game is theirs for the taking in OT, then the road team comes storming back down the court & rips their hearts out as the crowd falls silent. Magnifique! *chef’s kiss*

THIS. Saturdays are my favorite sports day by far because of that lineup. I’m also a big NBA guy, so afterwards I fire up League Pass & the early Saturday games usually start somewhere between 2-5PM CT & it makes for a great day of leisure.

1) The product placement was racially insensitive, not racist. It was a bad look, and although they can coexist, there’s a difference between the two & I hope that we stop conflating the two in this instance.

I’ve been using this exact French press as my office source of coffee for the past two years & have not been let down. The secondary filter built into the lid is helpful with ensuring that grounds don’t get in your pour.

I’ve been using this exact French press as my office source of coffee for the past two years & have not been let…

Breaking: Alexander (existential dread) has also been scratched from today’s office attendance.

The boundary corner knew it was Cover 2 because he wouldn’t have shuffled to the receivers outside hip & turned his back to the sideline as he opened to run w/ the route if it it wasn’t. You can also tell he knew it was Cover 2 by the way he trailed underneath the route & was pissed there wasn’t over the top help,…

I really wish he had better weapons around him. Like you said, when’s on he’s one of the most exciting QBs to watch in the league. He, Rodgers, & Wilson are all in that class of extremely fun to watch, mega-talented QBs that unfortunately their teams’ management skimp on the rest of the talent they put around them &…

Dude, you can just admit you hate Kanye. Also, “objectively” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

This is the worst possible take in response to this clip. I knew someone was going to come with it though. Congrats.

Fellow selective eating disorder sufferer here. It’s exhausting trying to explain just how intense the anxiety gets when I’m faced with certain food’s appearance, taste, smell, or texture. It’s literally a mental block that I can’t overcome & something I’ve experienced my entire life. I admit it’s nowhere near as…

He played in 10 games last year & had 331 pass attempts, which is not an insignificant amount. 16/4 is an above-average ratio regardless of how you’re trying to spin this, but nice try. His film from last year proves that he’s an average to above-average NFL QB & as a former Big Ten nickel/free safety, football…

I love how people willfully choose to ignore the fact Kaepernick threw for 16 TDs on 4 INTs while equipped with the least-talented & worst-graded receiving corps & the worst-ranked team defense in the league last year. Your bias is showing.

The amount of times you used the term “Anglosphere” in this thread leads me to believe that you have a very punchable face, or as the Germans call it (who a majority of would also be able to easily identify Griezmann) - backpfeifengesicht.