If all you’ve been told is that he’s stepping down for substance abuse treatment, & there are no outstanding allegations of harassment, assault, etc., I think it’s pretty reasonable to be emotional in real time to hear that someone who positively impacted your career is removing himself from that position. I don’t…

Another sad thing is that I’m pretty sure I can identify exactly who that is just via the eyes. If my experience serves me well, that’s Lana Rhoades.

“Heath Evans is far from your everyday athlete. A man of substance, brains, brawn and heart, he is a saint in more ways than one with an endless amount of opportunities ahead.”

Whew, the amount of people who just created a Kinja account today to respond to this comment & missed the blatant sarcasm is exhausting.

First time on Deadspin, eh? Welcome. Have a seat.

Which currently active athlete would you most want to hang out with for a day?

Bring a water bottle! Preferably the biggest one you have & make sure you load it up with ice too. My first hot yoga class I strolled in overly confident thinking “I can make it an hour without water.” Wrong. Once you really get moving through poses in that heat you’re going to find yourself desperate for some…

We’ve got a winner. Shut it down, nothing more to see here.

So glad to have you back. You were dearly missed.

I was wondering why there was no comment in the article about Talib ripping his chain off again at the beginning of that block.

That looks absolutely nothing like a free kick after a safety. That’s an obvious punt formation.

Shoplifting is definitely not a Big Baller® move.

Yes, they are at fault here. On the kickoff return unit, especially the front line, you’re taught to wait until the ball has completely left the foot of the kicker before you bail to your respective depth to find your block.

Having enough money to buy an NFL team, does not mean that you know how to run an NFL team... The Texans are the only NFL team to have never played in a conference championship.

I played a sport in college too so I learned to be comfortable showering in front of other men, but you’re right - it is a much different situation in a team atmosphere than among random people at your local gym.

It’s not just the exact analogy that’s at issue here, it’s the sentiment behind the analogy. It’s telling of how he views the players & their value in comparison to him.

Can’t believe you didn’t pounce on that “Streaming Pile Of Shit” pun.

I debated putting Maker instead of Jabari but I need him to put on 30 lbs. before I can fully vouch for him. Admittedly, I’m very biased because I’m a Bucks’ fan, but if Jabari can bounce back the way he did after his first ACL tear I’m very (overly) optimistic.

Antetokounmpo/ Parker