I'm sorry, but that opportunistic twatwaffle was able to get away with that shit for so long because we're so obsessed with men accepting feminism, and we practically suck the dick of any man who acts like a decent human being. We shouldn't have to dilute the meaning of feminism to gain popularity, we should be…

not all monsters have mental illness. not all people with mental illness are monsters.

It does sound like something from Portlandia.

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.

I feel like this game is trying to say something about the pointlessness of our self-obsession and the brevity of youthful beauty. Aren't we all just skeletons walking around a graveyard taking selfies?

I keep watching it expecting the outcome to change.

Wow. He really did know that throw was coming from a mile away. He runs straight to the ball after the snap. No hesitation.

witnesses said the judge became concerned when the juror claimed she was Bill Belichick's daughter.

[Roger Goodell storms into NFL office, throws blonde wig at deputy commissioner]

Hernandez's defense attorneys didn't object, as they felt the replacement alternate juror (pictured here) could be fair and impartial in considering the facts of this case.

"And to my guardian angel, Dawn Howard, I continue to feel you and hear your voice in every thing I do...all the way do to the subtle "Hey, be careful...that idiot who just scored is gonna pretend to drop his pants and poop out a football...you may want to hasten that cut," Howard said.

Before all the free-speech crusaders get here, I'm OK with this kind of censorship if it spares me all the bullshit hot takes from the on-air announcers, the inevitable FCC backlash, and the Joe Buck-ian style chastisement from everyone else.

Do not even fucking think about a hanging, we use botched lethal injection.

If we've learned anything on Deadspin today, it's that Jeremy Lamb just loves seeing things hanging.

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Storm Tracker 5000. Really, Really?

What's the point of going outside to escape the sprinklers? It's Seattle.

Luckily for Mr. Sapp, the Maricopa County sheriff isn't a batshit crazy publicity whore and totally will not use high profile arrests to increase his media visibility......

I assume he was "up for whatever."