Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

What’s next?

Alexi Lalas hates everyone and everything. I can’t stand that that smug faced asshole.

Avenging four years ago and beating Japan in the final would be great, and all, but think of the endless joy defeating England on July 4th weekend would bring to this nation.

I think you missed the point here.

I mean, he’s not wrong.

No he’s not. It’s perfectly fine to be orgasmic after a goal like that. Now go back to watching your Joe Buck.

Cleveland’s found their undrafted return man.

I’m hoping that, in the ultimate act of trolling, Puig celebrates his next home run by delicately setting his bat down aside home plate prior to beginning around the bases.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

This is absolutely true which is what I said in the post.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

Youve just described the Masters perfectly.

I don’t think the grass would last very long with Walton there

They could be calling a grass growing tournament and I would watch the shit out of it.

Can we start a movement to get Jeff Van Gundy and Bill Walton on the same broadcast team for at least one night?

The Van Gundys are so awesome. I want to see them and the brothers Ryan in some sort of zany comedy.

Stick to sports Jeff. Why do you need to shove golf down our throat? Can we go back to talking about discrimination?