Wow, I had no idea that Deadspin had an Editorial Board.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

This picture will never not be funny.

Somewhere, Lea Michele is screaming bloody murder that Naya Rivera is getting this much attention.

He's moved onto a newer model.

naya and ariana? come on. he likes crazy chicks.

I don't really have anything constructive to contribute, but I felt the need to say that Rashida Jones is pretty much the most gorgeous woman on the planet. And she's freakin' smart to boot, some people have all the luck :)

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

As usual, Sherman was just blowing a lot of hot air. Thankfully, the Patriots' footballs were nowhere near the conference room at the time.

The fact that the commissioner is employed by the owner's casts every single ruling into doubt.

if perception is reality, then Goodell magically pissed only the top-half of his pants...

Only 20?

Get out.

+1 goal differential

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

What a moron. The idea that God gives a flying fuck about Doug Baldwin is preposterous.