What could possibly go wrong?

Bring Back Leaded Gas!

“I’ll get Chrysler to make the fastest cars ever! They’ll be so fast, you won’t even believe it. They’ll be the best, fastest cars made with the biggest, best engines ever created. Believe me, I know cars better than the car company CEOs do”.

But Trump’s base thrives on the shiny and sparkling short term return. Damn the future.

Not to mention the fact that European emission and efficiency standards aren’t going away any time soon — in fact they will tighten even further regardless of what Trump does.

Emissions standards! Terrible, just terrible. I will remove them! Good idea, great idea, okay? Very smart. The EPA, it’s a lie, liar! I’ll negotiate a better deal, the best deal, a better deal than has ever been negotiated before, the best. I alone will fix it.

Cool! Chrysler can bring back the dual quad 426 Hemi! Now if only we can get rid of those pesky safety regs, air bags, what a waste!

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

How has the country been destroyed? The economy’s better than even mitt bragged about, oil Imports are down, clean energy is ascendant, there has been no large attack in the US, more people have healthcare, gun nuts have even more rights than ever, no new land wars, no Iranian nukes, etc.

They did try, but it didn’t take. I can remember the frickin’ idiots I used to work with bitching about how it was illegal for Obama to send the SEALs in with orders to kill Bin Laden.

To be fair, its not always the IT guy who creates the mess willingly. Sometimes you’re just under staffed. Of course, it is no excuse. I am the single sys admin for two buildings, with about 150 computers in it, two dedicated server rooms and everything that comes along with that. Keeping up with patches, fixes and…

We got their Uranium. Where are your alternate universe facts coming from?

Well, it almost was when you idiots last ran it.

Absolutely. Given my computing background, I have firsthand knowledge of just how sloppy IT goobers can be. (“Nothing’s happened yet! We’ve always done it this way! Whine, whine, whine!”) And it scares me silly.

Given the insane plan conservatives have had to do everything possible to fight Obama on everything since Day 1 of his first term, it’s difficult to believe the deal was a bad one. Especially since every other country but one is happy with it. And Israel doesn’t count given how dickish they’ve been acting.

That music improved the hell out of this video.

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