@Kudu: As a high school student who couldn't get into his school's computer science program,

Oh,

So could this help me get up in the morning?

Sh*t dude...

@Haneyg: I'm pretty sure it does...Muscle Regeneration is the body reacting to an injury, and NSAIDs suppress the signal that the body is injured.

Why wasn't Googol an option?

Sam Spratt....Where is the VP and Speaker?

@Mike Thrane: How do you wake up on trips then?

If thats a torture device, then I don't want to know what the hell this thing is.

@demoneye: You'd be surprised what schools will pay for. NYC is buying thousands of high-end MacBooks for schools.

Why do people need the prepackaged drink? Why don't they just add the caffeine themselves with a product like blast caffeine?

@Herr_Synnberg: How could it see you? its going more than Mach 1!

Made in the USA

@Magasx: Yes. You were.

A urigrow commercial is obligatory here. [www.hulu.com]

@TheMightyTexMex: You mean gamepads?

@P3nnst8r: F U Eagles: Most awesome music video ever

@reffu: As long as they don't replace the screws...

By......?

"(they wrote more, faster, and more complete sentences)" Thats funny, because I'm the exact opposite. My writing is much more complete when I type it out instead of writing it out. Maybe its the terrible handwriting?