Was I the only one tempted to ask if it could play Crysis before seeing the "...except for a few things"?

I could have won $200 on the Cash Cab.

@USB_Humping_Dog:

@USB_Humping_Dog:

Uggh. Gizmodo, is this a joke? Its not April fools yet. C'mon you have to up your journalism standards before we start believing that the RIAA could extort $1.5mil from somebody in a civil court.

Was that the mythical enhancement program?

"Midnight Thursday morning"

It appears Wikipedia beat you to it, just under the name "security theater".

@A Magician Named Gob: omg

Clunky? My Omnia may be crap but skyfire is fantastic on WM 6.x, its fantastically smooth, and FAST.

I assume the control stick is just one button?

Is it just me or does it not make sense to fight obesity primarily by attacking the content of the meal and not the size of it?

@george111: Would have been funnier if the video compression didn't kill it.

In unrelated news,

How can you do a guide with only a sentence on FiveThirtyEight? They really are awesome.

I wish my school would follow this doctrine.

@t('-'t): haha me too. Its actually an incredibly interesting site.

@t('-'t): What makes you say its in those tunnels?

Time to start combing through lists of abandoned tunnels. [www.columbia.edu]

@DrSpaceboots: You are assuming they already haven't?