"...Well, Mercedes. You have given birth to a healthy baby Dodge Viper." -I'm sure the dad is pissed.

I like it. Sue me.

1. Nissan GTR

This is laymen injector lingo. I use it all the time when speaking to upper management.

Sorry. I forgot to add *sarcasm*

James Glickenhaus

The Panamera is a brutally fast, large GT. But it's ugly as sin. If Porsche made it in a shortened 2-door version and slapped "928" on the rump it would be a kick ass total package.

Alright, smartass, find me a photo of a Camaro Z/28 on Road America that we can use without copyright violation and I'll run it instead.

Sometimes, the truth hurts.

More like, "Aw man, Mustang?"

If your newish VAG car has a V6, prepare yourself, because the front will have to come off for everything. twelvehappymen:

Yard art.

Not a car, and not really one story but a string of them, but my early 2000's Ducati (their malaise era, before they were bought by Audi) is always dying at stoplights when there's traffic everywhere. I sit there and try to get it to turn back over but when it doesn't start I have to push it through traffic in front…

Thanks. I had to walk all the way over to the printer to get the paper.

I guess you can say they had 747 problems and traffic ain't one!

I say you guys here at Jalopnik take a poll on this guy and his terrible excuse for automotive reviews.

Wow, a whole 3 minutes into it until we finally get to some useful information.

Raph, did you just copy, paste, and tweak your post from almost exactly a year ago? JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY IS DEAD!!!!111!!1!1juan!1!1!!juanjuanjuan!11!

That's what I assumed happened, seems like transmissions are smart enough, and engines powerful enough that it would be superfluous, but superfluous is the name of the game I guess.

The light is amazing, I wish the rest of the photo was as good!