10/10, would lay down two weeks after buying.

One that's not yours.

Suzuki has never exactly been a high volume manufacturer in the US, but the failure of the Kizashi was the last nail in its coffin. Sure they sold a couple here and there, but not enough to keep them in business. (In the States that is.) Fun Fact: I actually saw one once. It was a pretty cool little car.

Let's look at the record:

Holy shit you make hundreds of stupid posts a day! This guy is dedicated.

"A restarted troll," eh?

Holly shnikeys! You've read every single one of my posts?!?!? Damn, that's an impressive waste of time.

Look at that stock Jeep, from the factory.

I know it's a very poor idea to feed the troll, but

This might just be the best comparison image in the history of the internet, nay, the world.

Do I go on?

I'm sorry, but I don't think this guy has ever had sex with a woman; only a virgin could possibly think a woman's butt-hole or underarm smells like her vagina.

Never fully sleep late? I don't get it.

Worked for Aston Martin...

I believe that it is spelled "whiskey"...

LOL ok.

I'm gonna go ahead and blame this one on the drivers, not necessarily the road.

Every time I see one of these front-drive beigemobiles tooling around, particularly with some kind of NASCAR tie-in, part of my soul dies.

Not a forklift, but close enough for a 5 minute Photoshop,