Kia. If they want to get into the luxury game they can't have a logo this boring and cheaply designed.

Don't get out and start walking. That's how you end up like this.

I'll take the blue key, thank you:

Or are you actually hiding a 2CV?

Darn.

Stay classy, drunk Wisconsonites!

Your Thema is too a real Lancia?

Brazil and Canada: America's 51st and 52nd states.

It's why we recoil at Kanye West's rants, like when West, one of the greatest musical minds of our generation, had the audacity to publicly declare himself a genius (was this up for debate?)

Do I have to go to third base on my passenger to use the shifter? If not, I don't want it.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

It's not an assault rifle, but it is ugly.

Did anyone else notice how Dierdorf said multiple times that Blount was making fantasy owners very happy? Did his production team not whisper in his ear after the first time, "Hey, cut it with the fantasy shit, you don't know what you're talking about"? Or did he just not give a fuck? You know, don't answer that.

I live in Texas. That means I live with a bunch of losers that actually put Buc-ees bumper stickers on their car. These people actually market a truck stop and are proud to stain their cars with a business known for clean toilets and nice cashiers. I have thought for many years exactly who these people are, and…

100 percent totally disagree with number one. The X6M is insanely cool. It's so terrible and so great at the same time.

Go home dookey, you're drunk. Happy New Year.

Toyobaru is a 2012 car despite being MY2013 in NA.