Get a load of this fucking guy haha. Take your toothless drug huffing bullshit over to Hightimes.

Did anyone else notice how Dierdorf said multiple times that Blount was making fantasy owners very happy? Did his production team not whisper in his ear after the first time, "Hey, cut it with the fantasy shit, you don't know what you're talking about"? Or did he just not give a fuck? You know, don't answer that.

I live in Texas. That means I live with a bunch of losers that actually put Buc-ees bumper stickers on their car. These people actually market a truck stop and are proud to stain their cars with a business known for clean toilets and nice cashiers. I have thought for many years exactly who these people are, and…

100 percent totally disagree with number one. The X6M is insanely cool. It's so terrible and so great at the same time.

Go home dookey, you're drunk. Happy New Year.

slow news day

Wow, it's almost like watching Mythbusters 6.5 years ago.

Toyobaru is a 2012 car despite being MY2013 in NA.

Well, that was...underwhelming.

yes, i am aware. did you know that the original recipe for Pepsi called for tepid piss puddles, aged in authentic West Virginian couch cushions?

Why convertible when you can targa?

I can see them sitting in a room silently for weeks, each fully expecting the other to bribe first.

Son,

Lets see, fat arms, fat tits, moon face, diminishing jaw definition (aka the beginnings of a double chin), the illusion of a waist as defined by a belt, and what seems to be the outline of ham hock thunder thighs? oh honey, you're obese, and if i saw you in public you'd automatically be classified as 'fat girl'. but…

Oculus Rift. I want this for racing games so bad.

Look how sexy and confident this man is!

So, obese now equals normal. Oh America...