—————————— THE JOKE

Are A&M alumni invited?

Maybe if the people driving them would stop crashing into things they wouldn't be starting on fire....

True, he's not good old Hunter Thompson. But the man who coined the term 'Gonzo Journalism' would have liked that Porsche review.

Yes, how dare he publicly celebrate his fourth world championship!

Words cannot describe how much I want a Defender.

MB's Anthracite Grey. Same matte as BMW's Frozen, but you don't have to clean it two times a week.

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Pushes skylight, doesn't mention all touchscreen control panels and HUD. Not that the skylight isn't cool, but I know which I would rather play with.

From my experiences, he moves like some one with mild to moderate Cerebral Palsy, which can also be linked with narcolepsy and often is found with other mental conditions. Not that that excuses his actions at all.

Because a Mustang is supposed to be a modern American sports car, not a caravan or a Lotus from the fifties.

They need more Swarovski crystals.

Man, I posted the Desmo 15 minutes before you, but of course my comment was stuck in purgatory. Obviously their not Snell rated and they don't sell them in the States so its not DOT approved either. Not that that is going to stop me buying one off eBay.

The Roof Desmo. Not quite legal in the States though.

The Delrosario Helmet... well technically, it's not out yet (who knows if it ever will) but damn show up with one of these babies and people will believe that your car can shoot lasers and can travel through time and space.

8.) Automatic headlamps

They're just a really good kind of awesome. That's about it. But honestly, what more do you need?

His name came out, and complete strangers would call the house, one telling his mother she should be sterilized.