You obviously lack a sense sense of humor and a general understanding of the Jalopnik community, I'll allow you to leave first.

Its not a race car, but calling a pass play from the one yard line in the final minutes of the Super Bowl instead of handing the ball off to a guy nicknamed "Beast Mode" is a pretty big gamble.

I didnt take your word for it. I wish I had taken your word for it.

Lamborghini really seems to like the cheesy music though.

I think I've found my second bike, and second Duc.

And this brings me to the point of today's column, which is: the check engine light is the single stupidest warning light in existence. Stupider, even, than the "Low Tire Pressure" one, which is this little asshole warning light that tells you that one tire is low, and it's probably dangerous, and it could kill you,…

I assume yours had the dry clutch? God its fantastic. Every time I go to park it in my garage it sets off a Dodge Caliber's alarm though. Funny the first time, now it's just annoying.

By custom parts I assume you mean the new seat cover, the levers you cant see, and the Power Commander hidden underneath the seat, seeing that there's nothing else. Although I guess some people might call frame sliders custom parts too. And I never said the design isn't older, I had a picture of my bike that I used…

This. This is what stopped me from buying one. 50 hp for 400 lbs? Are you kidding me? Absolutely gorgeous though.

The Ducati M900. Its a lesson in timeless style. What year do you think this bike is from?

This is true, but I can never make it to those. Also, I thought Cincinnati was a myth.

If we could do one of these in the Austin area sometime I would be eternally grateful, as I assume all the Texas Jalops would be. Shoot, raise the ticket price, I'll still come.

I do in house and SEC Network shows for Texas A&M and my job title is a Student Engineer as I'm still finishing up my degree. In reality I do engineering plus whatever they need someone to fill in as for the cut rate price of $7.25/hour.

Invent that and you'll probably win a Noble Peace Prize.

Unfortunately even the best DVR doesn't allow me to actually be at the event.

I've gotta work though, I count that as a valid excuse.

I work the games. The easiest way to describe my what I do is TV/videography.

Aggie football. Sorry guys, I'm from the other side of the line.

Dammit. I live so close to COTA but I've never gotten to go. All the events I really want to see coincide with football games/weekends....

I work with her, she's dating a minor league baseball pitcher. Allen is going to need to up his game.