Kia. If they want to get into the luxury game they can't have a logo this boring and cheaply designed.

True. I saw someone else post "Don't get out" but obviously you need to have some idea of what's going on. You can't just sit there like an idiot, but you also can't walk miles in a snowstorm.

Don't get out and start walking. That's how you end up like this.

I'm glad I wasnt the only one to think that.

Do I have to go to third base on my passenger to use the shifter? If not, I don't want it.

Of course, once one put its from 1st to neutral by accident, you never forget.

I made this just for you Micheal.

I came so close to going to Michigan Tech for college. Kinda glad I went with a southern university instead.

So if theres no trunk, where do I stash my cocaine?

It's too bad you're not in Texas anymore, I work at a film production company and we love to make commercial parodies in our free time.

When you have to compare your car to a Dodge Neon to make it look marginally good, your car is shit.

I don't feel like I need to explain this one.

All of the years. All of them.

Can you stop by College Station real quick? It's not that long of a trip in a Bugatti.

I feel like that's almost insulting to Buicks...

Kwajalien Lagoon, Marshall Islands.

About 24 years ago, Nissan launched a luxury brad in the U.S. by the name of Infiniti (with an "i" instead of a "y" for some reason). They got a British guy to talk it up so we'd all think of it as European luxury, even though they were Japanese cars built for American audiences.

Do I have to be 21?

God forbid that the driver of the vehicle is in any way responsible for their actions.

Maybe if the people driving them would stop crashing into things they wouldn't be starting on fire....