I hate them both.

This happened to a kid I went to high school with, except his was an old stripped out Integra (spray painted baby blue) that probably cost him $1,500 tops. The previous owner came back one day and just used a spare key to drive it away. The car eventually got returned but it was partially re(spray)painted. Honestly…

Itunes. I use road signs to find my way, but I'm not going anywhere without my music.

Hey... those are cool... not that I would want to have them in my car.

I debated those ones too. I guess I think that the 500's, Mustang's, and Challengers have been done properly, so its a little different in my mind. There's definitely a bell curve peaking around the mid 2000's for those sorts of cars though.

Retro cars from major manufacturers. I can't think of a single one I would be willing to drive, let alone know some one that drives it.

You say that like its a bad thing...

I definitely didn't realize we were being serious when I suggested a roof mounted minigun yesterday. Damn.

And by a bit you mean you had to replace the seal?

I almost bought a 2k 350SL last Saturday and was bidding on a Porsche 944 Monday night. Its not the price or even the potential shittiness of the car that I'm worried about. But when I'm spending money like that I do want to know what I'm buying before I jump. Even if I don't see it in person, having proper…

Since you obviously understand ship designations (possibly the only other person in here that does) I'm simply trying to point out that referring to battleships (BB designated ships) its wrong to say that they're named after dead people or papers.

Sorry I want to know what I'm getting into? It takes 15 seconds to lay down and snap a picture underneath the car. If you want to sell something you should be providing all the information you have on it. 1500 dollars is 1500 dollars. Also, I wouldn't be buying an SLC to have it run for a year. So yes, I do want…

As funny and thought out as these over the top car as are, they leave out information I want when I'm looking at cars to actually purchase. ~12 mediocre Photoshopped pictures of the car and 2 photos of the interior? Really? I want to see the undercarriage, engine bay, paint, all of the interior and much more. Yeah…

Those are both aircraft carriers. Your point?

You say that but... the Constitution was/is a frigate. Yes, it was a capital ship, but capital ship ≠ battleship.

Mount a minigun on it.

Except for the USS Kearsarge (even that is named after another ship, which in turn is named after a mountain), no United States battleships have ever been named after people or artifacts. C'mon, Rosetto, you can research better!

Like magic. So if I say your name 3 times into a mirror does the same thing happen?

See my response to SwissTony.

Stop by Oppositelock and look for the admins (like Gamecat, DasWauto, Nobody, or Porsche 916 to name a few) just ask and they will give you authorship privledges to post to oppo. From there if the front page guys find stuff interesting/ its a slow day they can share it to Jalopnik.