Except for the USS Kearsarge (even that is named after another ship, which in turn is named after a mountain), no United States battleships have ever been named after people or artifacts. C'mon, Rosetto, you can research better!

Like magic. So if I say your name 3 times into a mirror does the same thing happen?

See my response to SwissTony.

Stop by Oppositelock and look for the admins (like Gamecat, DasWauto, Nobody, or Porsche 916 to name a few) just ask and they will give you authorship privledges to post to oppo. From there if the front page guys find stuff interesting/ its a slow day they can share it to Jalopnik.

Any of the Jelly Car games. They really push the limits of Automotive/gelatin engineering. And its way more addition than it should be.

Hey, if Mazdas not going to make it...

Nice guys, nice.

Monocoque only.

Exactly, imagine what they would do to the person that proposed altering their babies.

An Enzo or FXX, either one it just about perfect as it is, not to mention the fact that if you modified either one it would murder you. And that would be considered nice compared to what Ferrari would do to you.

Question.

Ahh, the classic "Significant Other" option. My Buick didn't offer that.

Laser/radar assisted cruise control. I know its already out on many cars, but not mine, so it's still an upcoming car feature to me.

Slightly less cool now, it looks as though he's gotten himself a nice new set of wheels as well.

Whooo! SEC!

and my dashing good looks.

I'm reasonably sure that is the orange-est kitchen in existence.

Flat pack = kit car = no safety standards. So that solves have your problems.

Honestly, I can think of tons of places (in first world countries) that would have a use for something bigger than a MiniMog, but smaller than a Nissan Frontier. Plus the price is right that not only developing countries, but developing businesses could afford one. Plus the whole "One Ox per Village" thing. Yay…

Ok, so it's ~15k for the truck and a BMW V10 costs about 37k, so I'm thinking ditch the German money hole and drop in an LS6 from a 'Vette some douche crashed and then spend the savings on a new transmission. Jalopnik Kickstarter?