Carbon fiber could really do a great job lightening up regular cars to help them get the best power to weight ratios out of smaller engines. Obviously right now its still ridiculously expensive, but eventually it will trickle down.

I'm aware of that. I was just too lazy to find a proper picture. But I can guaruntee you that somewhere in Texas, someone who owned one got bored enough to shoot a hog with it. 

Funnily enough, the bullets that killed the people in the truck were varmint rounds....

In Texas it is.

Going to the moon? The idea of putting people on ground that isnt earth is still insane. It was so ambitious we havent even done it for forty years and unfortunatly, we probably arent headed back anytime soon.

Cool story, but I still only want a Polestar.

This might be bad, but I'm kinda proud of them.  So far their crime has gone off without a hitch and they didnt feel the need to shoot everyone. Obviously stealing is bad... but when it comes to people stealing (presumably insured) diamonds, I just cant be too mad. If they actually used a Maserati, that would just be…

I couldnt stop smiling when I watched her interview last week.  I would do terrible, terrible things just to talk to her.

Buying this car was one of my bigger life mistakes at this point.  Why I have a car "this nice" at 19 years old is a long story, but I hate it so much.  It just does retarded stuff all the time and lets me down at the worst times.  I expected better from a new car.  I'm guessing your friend was too.

True, and if all else fails they just deny that anything ever happened.

Yep, my Buick Regal does its best to put me in a pine box about 3 times a year.  Whether its killling the engine in the midddle of a U-turn or stopping me in an intersection with the traction control because it doesnt recognize the spare tire its always waiting for its next opportunity.

Ferarri doesnt have to dispute the test results because they just sue anyone who says anything bad about them until they shut up.

The Ford Nucleon, leading the way for the atomic future.

I feel like buying anything in that color would be fun for about a week but then reality would set in along with tons of regret.

More companies should offer advanced driving courses with the purchase of their sports cars.  I know AMG offers it with the purchase of their vehicles, but its a recipe for disaster when you just hand the keys to a 911 or a Ford GT to someone who probably scrapped by on their one and only driving test. 

They took the back end from a Crossfire (unattractive to begin with, also only the side view of the back.) and then they stretched it without keeping the porportions even.

It's just looking through the grill as if to ask "Hooo did this to me?"

I know... but I like to dream.

Anything approaching the title of "Classic" or "Rare".  I dont care if they crash Aventadors and new 911's, all the money in the world cant properly fix up a crashed 300sl or GTO.

Is a modern Miura too much to ask for?

This is just a manifesto of all the things I should have gotten instead of my Buick Regal. Dammit.