They took the back end from a Crossfire (unattractive to begin with, also only the side view of the back.) and then they stretched it without keeping the porportions even.

It's just looking through the grill as if to ask "Hooo did this to me?"

I know... but I like to dream.

Anything approaching the title of "Classic" or "Rare".  I dont care if they crash Aventadors and new 911's, all the money in the world cant properly fix up a crashed 300sl or GTO.

Is a modern Miura too much to ask for?

This is just a manifesto of all the things I should have gotten instead of my Buick Regal. Dammit.

Great, now I want to see Kimi figure skating in a mickey mouse costume.  Can we start a petition to have this happen?

"Drivable" being used loosely, yes.

Dropping a LS1 into a Tracker seems slightly unadvisable.  I just dont quite believe that 350 hp is a good mix with dubious build quality.   [Here]

I honestly dont see as many as I thought I would moving down here, but every once in awhile someone feels the need. I'm pretty close to Louisiana, that probably has something to do with it.  Tons of bro trucks though.

The worst thing is when people mix and match from this list.  Diving to class today I witnessed a lifted Ram with stacks protruding out the back, a Confederate flag, and, wait for it, rubber bands for tires. I should have tried to snag a picture. I'll probably see another one later though, this is Texas after all.

I like to imagine that the driver of this car was watching TV on his steering wheel and gets into an accident, setting off the airbag (yes, I know it would have been removed, but I like to dream) thus sending a million TV shards into the imbeciles face.

Man, I came here to make this joke.

1. Read the rest of the comment thread before posting stuff like this. You're at least the 10th person to say that.

College Station, still hot, slightly less muggy. When your at speed it feels just fine. Plus I just cant stand the feel of AC most of the time.

I live in Texas and I just make sure to keep it clean and treat my leather regularly. Everything stays just like the day I bought it.

I live in Texas and ive never had a problem with the heat. I just put down the windows and drive for about half a minute. As for keeping the interior looking new, I just clean and treat it on a regular basis.

Also, I just read that again and I did not mean to sound like a total asshole.

I have that happen occasionally too, so I went with the cheaper, quicker, and easier option of simply wearing my sunglasses in the car as well.