Yes, won’t someone please think of the middle-aged white guy.

The streets, Marko! The STREETS!

This radical honesty thing is really working out for you!

Oh, dang, so you’ve read the final strip? Lucky.

Just read this today at lunch and can 100% recommend. Gorgeous and fun and surprisingly moving by the end. Plus there’s a ton of skeletons and roadkill and that’s pretty cool too.

Eh.

You, uh, mean exactly the same strategy they’ve been using since Phase 1? 

SCTV.

Shout out to the original box for Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers, which had a decidedly non-standard profile.

Motion to strike this comment from the record, your honor.

“Just a Girl” is specifically in response to the Supreme Intelligence telling her that she’s merely human, and how that makes her less than the Kree. That’s her whole breakthrough in that section.

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers bucked the usual Sierra tradition of killing you early and often in hilariously gory ways for a slow burn murder mystery as your feckless writer goes poking his nose in where it absolutely doesn’t belong. You can’t die for the first 75% of the game, but your confronted with multiple…

oh my gosh, your expectations of 90s modem speeds are WAY off

not the fists of the women he molested, no, just their stalwart male defenders, huh?

i mean technically he was the person who actually stopped his dad, too, so i’m not sure what we even need danny rand for

The Aristocrats!

Throwin’ double birds in heaven.

Look, the real question we should all be asking is, where’s Ward?

I dunno, “fucking someone multiple times while they cry” feels like it’s a pretty bright line.

Can people on this board go thirty seconds without coming out in defense of an accused abuser?