Speaking as an insecure person, this is what an insecure person does when they think of a joke, multiple punchlines or ways to present the punchline, can’t decide which one is funniest because they think all options are hilarious and just decide “I’ll ask so everyone knows just how funny I am!” because they…

So true. And at least that boxed crap comes out of your microwave hotter.

Just when I was thinking about watching the Today show again because they finally rid the airwaves of racist Barbie they pull this stunt. Oh well, someday we will get Al Roker out of the Sunken Place.

It isn’t a factor, because Millennials?

McD’s bacon is the worst bacon you can eat. it doesnt even taste like bacon it so thin and burnt. just tastes like burnt salt.

I am a big advocate of the half and half pizza.

Nothing. Not a damn thing.

Make America Garbage Again

At this point Donald Trump could have a TV press announcement to say he’s working with Putin to bring down America and the GOP would just stare at each other and do nothing.

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone

I’ve heard similar stories about the Blarney Stone.

I’m from that state and I like the fact that it’s one of the few states where you aren’t required to disclose your identity to the public in order to claim the prize.

How DARE you, Sir (or Madam)! Without regard for my feelings for Snuckaboo, her ilk and kind overall, I will NOT have you associate and thereby besmirch the cutest, chubbiest, just-gettin’-it little white girl in the world! She used to be my avatar before my metaphorical and biographical avatar came to the screen in…

Is it wrong that i laughed really loudly at that?

Just shows you how greedy and fucked up the bitch is. Can’t even spare one for his own satan spawn.

Conservative greed knows no bounds.

I count three chins in that lede photo - which is like the reverse aspirational equivalent of having an 8-pack.

I just laughed my ass off!