People need toilet paper, after all.

I actually smiled for the first time in months. He finally got a little teeny tiny hint of what it really sounds like out of the bubble.

Meanwhile, ...

The bitch had a stroke.

As Clarence Thomas Gently Weeps.

Yessss! But I’m never letting go of my old, food-stained copy with the rough cover frayed at the edges, full of notes, bookmarks, and my mother’s decades old fingerprints (!)

Streets need to be jammed with protests, non-stop.

I’ll bet it gave her the trots.

That image reminded me that today is National Octopus Day.

He’s getting really good at this.

Another Congressional Medal of Freedom is being struck as we speak.

Looks like ‘Aqua Vulva’ is going to get a negative Yelp review from her.

Trying to score some “Mother’s Little Helpers.”

I don’t think he’ll be able to get into the country this time around.

This happens more times than I care to admit, when I make my own burgers at home.

Just let the idiot keep talking & he’ll be in the Guinness Book for grave digging.

Apparently.

ugh