(Sticks out cookie dough covered tongue at the CDC)

They can pry my cookie dough from my cold, dead hands. I’ve been eating it my whole life and have no plans to stop now.

Well both Hugh and Jesus have been known to associate with prostitutes.

Was watching the whole thing, especially when they were showing the former presidents and first ladies seated in the cathedral. They all were at ease, laughing, holding smiling banter. Lastly the Trumps entered the church, and from the moment they sat down, all the air was sucked from the atmosphere and all conversatio…

As I wrote in another post I want these same white people telling me to be civil to Bush and back off Trump to not say one fucking thing upon the death of Bill Cosby. Not one word. Don’t want to see images of white women crying on TV, no bullshit about how he demonized young black men just sunshine and roses. What has…

Thank goodness. Now I won’t have to switch at my local haunt from my usual $3 PBR and pudding shot to a $4 Great Lakes and pudding shot.

FUK YOU

Or maybe just something like this.

Oh, but Charlie Brown, I can see that. Down on his luck white man, nothing goes his way, it seems. That’s the picture of your standard white supremacist, actually. Lucy reminds me of a woman on a recent picture of white supremacists marching somewhere. It’s all becoming so clear...

I wanted to add Yesha, too :( but, I wept.

A reminder that there are only 2 reasons why I would be in North Carolina:

A wooden spoon works just as well.

And yet people who look like me (black man) are called thugs. Gotta love it.

This is Jim Acosta saying “sorry”...while he’s slyly scrathing his chin with his middle finger. lol  Like, anybody this side of the Prime Meridian thought this man was actually apologizing. lol

This might lose me some friends here, and excuse me for this Hot Take, but I’m just going to come out and say it...I’m starting to think that Ted Cruz is kind of unlikable.

“I hope I didn’t offend you” is not an apology.

Classic.

Those scallops you're eating are ust skate that they punch out with a cookie cutter.

So, that pig didn’t fly?