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Alexander Crouton-Skitch
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Since I’m currently one of the poors, I’ll welcome this news at my local “how did it ever get a ‘B’ rating from the health department” dive re: the $3 PBRs that I will continue to pour into a pint glass (slightly over 12 ozs in actuality) to make it look more upscale.

Ol’ Lucille Kardashian...

Horrible installation - worse than last year’s. And the trees are terrible, too.

I was about to post Mrs. Carson’s stylistic mangling, but now there is no need.

She will be back

Someone’s been puttin something in his oatmeal.

I keep forgetting, that that blockhead is not a doctor.

as was Iyanlya, as was Rachel Ray, and I deleted an entire novel about them both, but anyway, ... she bought into the Ahmad Khashoggi rebranding of his empire, and then he went against brand and hacked that guy into pieces OHNEVERMIND

Well, Oz was also a huge mistake, and maybe just one more was Iyanla’s not listetening to Oprah (but Oprah backed her anyway) when Oprah said, ‘You’re not ready to have your own show {which I shall not produce} which Iyanla did become the ‘Geraldo’ of, and it turned out to be a sh*tshow — because I saw 2 tapings of

This was beyond painful to watch (Dr. Phil, notwithstanding.)

... and boy, was her face red!

And here’s a quick look back at her career at NBC:

He always looks like one of those half deflated Mylar balloons that you can’t believe still has enough helium to last this long and barely keep afloat. He just hangs around about 3 feet off the ground, all wrinkled, with his skinny ribbon dragging along the floor.

Well, now, (at this moment anyway), it’s up to $1.6B.

The only thing he left off was the “God Bless” at the end.

I pretty much had this printed and framed.

... and he would have shot her head off.