I think nature taking its course may include guards not bothering to check the suicide watch schedule closely.

A lot has to do with the orange person.

When in doubt, I turn to Lucy and Ethel.

... I was just going to tell him to piss off, but I like your suggestion better.

Probably remembers the infamous Donnie Jr. pic with the severed elephant’s tail.

The elephant was not be best at me.

This playbook is getting mighty old.

Just give it to Scarlett Johansson already.

That’s why I couldn’t watch it.

#whoredrobe

No heart?

When your write, your write.

... and the poor bastard who’s the last one up the stairs, had to pick it up.

Meanwhile, Swoosie Kurtz looks like shit.

“And there’s not enough money in the world for any woman to stay and be abused.”

... and the assholes who did not vote.

Yes, I love when he starts the sentence off by “people come up to me ...”

Don’t forget his other boot-licker, Jeanine Pirro, the felon’s wife.