alexandercrouton-skitch
Alexander Crouton-Skitch
alexandercrouton-skitch

I’m taking tap lessons.

Yes, he is the best.

I’m sure no one okayed it. They gave into it because they didn’t want to deal with his rage if anyone in the WH objected to it, or disagreed with him.

yum!

Ok, now you’ve started the great Gillette/Necco War.

Ok, now you’ve started the great Gillette/Necco War.

Candy corns are actual corns that grow on your toes and feet. They are harvested and sugar cured.

Childhood memories of driving by the NECCO factory, and if the breeze was right, a stretch of Mass. Ave. smelled like candy.

His defenders are just relieved that it involved a female.

He's just unleashed the beast, and I'm sure he's proud that that will be his legacy.

So much for don’t sh*t where you eat!

Jackleg

no

Can you imagine the bellowing and orange smoke that poured out of him after the press left the room?

For her alone, he's going to hell.

I don’t like them.  It’s like your cake is bleeding in Technicolor.

Mt. BLOATUS’ brain:

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Oh, dear Gawd, some of the comments on that site ...