yum!

Ok, now you’ve started the great Gillette/Necco War.

Ok, now you’ve started the great Gillette/Necco War.

Candy corns are actual corns that grow on your toes and feet. They are harvested and sugar cured.

Childhood memories of driving by the NECCO factory, and if the breeze was right, a stretch of Mass. Ave. smelled like candy.

He's just unleashed the beast, and I'm sure he's proud that that will be his legacy.

So much for don’t sh*t where you eat!

Jackleg

no

Can you imagine the bellowing and orange smoke that poured out of him after the press left the room?

For her alone, he's going to hell.

I don’t like them.  It’s like your cake is bleeding in Technicolor.

Mt. BLOATUS’ brain:

Oh, dear Gawd, some of the comments on that site ...

But the kicker is, they actually awarded him $53,300.

He’s toast.

Not to worry; they’ll get scooped up by Home Depot.

One horrible thing I heard from a safety expert on MSNBC —who wants these boats outlawed because of their design— because of the tent-like roof, the life jackets would have bobbed them up and trapped them against the roof with no way of escaping while the boat was taking on water.