ThinkProgress was the source.

Maybe they can come up with some sort of scanning system, whereby a label with say, some type of bar code could identify the produce and then... OHNEVERMIND

Sorry, can’t tell you that.

meanwhile ...

Best of luck to her as barista at Starbucks!

Maybe Starbucks can save her a seat? I’m sure that will help.

He is the Premium Saltine of crackers!

I’m shocked the bitch didn’t melt.

Adolf and Eva

When forks start trending, I’m outtie!

When did he start looking like a creepy uncle?

With a pistol strapped to her waist, and a concealed carry permit used as arch support for her running shoes.

ohmygod

Gee, all this talk about the environment! Why don’t they just do solar cooled chicken? HUH? Why hasn’t anyone thought of that goshdarnit?

Worst

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

BostonStrong

Worst M*A*S*H episode ever!