There is only one proper way of eating this, and that is as the French do with whole ortolan birds—beneath a white cloth to shield your shame from God.

... and then what?

Trying very hard to be the poor man’s, bleached blonde, Sarah Palin (and failing miserably.)

Just the one?

It’s so hard to keep up with lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.

See ya lator!

The first 5 rows really should be covered in plastic.

#everydamnday

I’ve arched my eyebrows several times while reading your reply.

Listening session — I’m rolling my ears.

Oh, you mean Rudy 91u1iani?

Old timey bars used to scrub glasses with kosher salt and hot water after washing. Still the best way to remove any soap, etc. residue.

His face needed one more click with the ratchet wrench about 25 years ago, but it’s too late to try now.

It’s painfully obvious the tweets

They should have gone with ‘Don’t be worst.’

His stupid mouth makes him look even stupider.

I hate that font.