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I am sure that my insides are still stained orange from the 1970s.

my head hurts

You know what — “Slumlord” is a step up for this fleshy oil slick.

I’m surprised that Stephen Miller Dan Scavino Trump came up with this particular distraction.

I heard he asked Frederick Douglass if this would be a good move.

I remember Hasselbeck would get all “het up” about something, go into a froth, and then her eyes would go dead. Then she’d just end whatever sentence she was trying to string together.

A few golden oldies ...

Because it’s better than what’s on TV?

Steamed hams it is!

“Time” seems to always harsly stylize its portraits.

He’s gonna take an Ingraham?

I’m gonna start referring to Cohen as Hannity’s lawyer from now on.

The last time I was at a WC, two kids behind me said, ‘Oh, shit. This is the first time we’ve been here without being drunk.”