I said they’re cabbage, goddammit!

Think steamed beef with steamed onions and steamed bread and steam.

LoooL

vhich one of these buttons gets me out of here?

Had she washed her hands, OHNEVERMIND

Blaming black men?

And hence, the Pence investigations can begin.

Just waiting for this national nightmare to be over ...

You mean Paste & Burlap aren’t on the level?

Fitting that I learned about this from the world wide web.

Sounds like a breakfast cereal.

Did he mention that he lost all the weight in one day?

The very same!

Good thing they don’t know it/won’t acknowledge it/won’t blame him for it/will blame Obama/et cetera

He forgot to send a thought and a prayer to his tenant.

I’m convinced Miller is 98.7% anus.

The best, they’re tip top — we call them tippy top!

Whoever’s writing these tweets is getting really sloppy. Great gig, though. Guaranteed work, rain or shine!

Yes. Yes he was.