And they want to, you know, survive.

Can we go COTD on a stolen comment?

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

Wait. Is he awake? That would be news to me.

No problem, just keep shifting.

What about the Manifold? Is there any potential danger?

He’s really thinking of this car. Needs a little work upfront, but the thing seems to almost repair itself! Takes up a lot of your time, though, not much left for girls and the malt shop. I heard the last owner died in it though.

That sounds like a really

Welcome to the Internet.

I have to agree that cars can’t be truly judged until you drive them. Unless they have something really messed up on them of course.

How do you cast judgement on this car when it doesn’t seem you’ve driven it yet? I agree it’s probably not going to be anything great just going on Nissan’s recent track record but if you’ve not driven it yet, isn’t this just an assumption?

I’ll be perfectly honest - I don’t have time to monitor the gazillion (likely all awesome) feeds and sites out there. Some, yes. For me, Jalopnik provides three services - some really solid original content, the simple amplification of stuff that is fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have time to see, and the…

What? They consistently design the most efficient and stable software/hardware available. Take your anti-apple glasses off for just one minute a day, your life will improve.

So what you are saying is...

Is this really a question that needs to be asked?

Wow, I had forgotten how bad that CGI was

“Commence the Malibu-ing.”

My ‘02.5 Jetta turbo was plagued with the failing coil packs ($25/each vs $100/each) and the windows falling into the doors (plastic clips vs metal), both cases where the bean counters got in and redesigned a part to be cheaper, only to see it fail in massive numbers. . I often call it the “most predictably unreliable…

Who said anything about your car, or cars in general. Thanks for your pointless outrage.

I’ll give them quickest sedan. They need to dial back the hyperboles a bit before I literally throw myself off a cliff.