Sorry, did you just call New Zealanders “Aussies”? Them’s fighting words!

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

He said exactly the same thing about Star Trek, between the first and second film. So yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.

I’m not saying that China has bad Engineers or bad workers, but it is an absolutely different mentality than in most other countries where there are particular standards and regulations.

Your theory is validated by the stairs slowing and stopping once the weight was removed.

I agree.

I guess the rule of thumb is “when in China, avoid the escalator”. This is not the first escalator incident in this country.

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

A deranged tyrant who runs a technologically backwards country? Mac is EXACTLY what I’d expect.

I think we all know what was really going on here, high winds, people on bikes...