“Well, actually”-ing your list because “hockey puck going off the goal post and in” is not on the list

Have you tried reaching out to Soros’ office?

+1 and also all of my repressed memories from my days as an altar boy

Hey! I drive a ‘97, not a ‘93, thank you very much.

How this guy never got laughed out of social circles by people with an ounce of actual taste is beyond me.

So much for the tolerant le*trampled by stampede of Buffalo*

Was going to look into moving, but if staying in NY gets me into the European Union, I’m in.

Thank you Matt Lauer for finally just calling bullshit. And, honestly, kudos for keeping it professional. My response would’ve been: “Kellyanne, what the fuck are you even saying?”

First time in a while I’m happy to see Canada show up the U.S.

Trump’s makeup/tanner looks like it was done by a funeral home director.

I once had the pleasure of meeting the President and founder of my sister’s college. He is a wildly successful Lebanese (I believe) businessman and philanthropist. When he greeted me, he grabbed my wrist/forearm instead of my hand for the handshake. Thankfully I had my whits about to go along with it. I was told…

Never apologize for good Kinja.

I have a journalism degree and I’m very stupid.

My Lyft driver arrived later than originally stated when I booked him. Why is the media not reporting this?

I always find it funny that a party that often espouses thoughts that blame victims (“she should not have worn that, they’re just too lazy to get off welfare,” etc) is always the first to blame someone else for doing or saying a s bad or stupid or totally fictitious thing :)

Swampy McSwampface

Not a Department employee, but DRAG THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Steve Bannon looks like the guy that yells “shooooootttttt” at hockey games.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who gets drunk at a Sammy Hagar concert and then endlessly bitches about how much better David Lee Roth is.

Steve Bannon looks like the dude who shows up to a Mexican restaurant in a Hawaiian shirt and tries to speak Spanish by affixing “-o” to the end of every word.