"Everyone" being her boyfriend. Yes, I would expect my SO to wait for me to wake up before starting in on Thanksgiving dinner. If they are starving, they can make a snack to tide them through.

"Haha, they can't unrape you! Haha you get it right bro? Haha THEY CAN"T UNRAPE YOU HAHA. Amirite? Haha, you get though right bro? Haha."

I forget. Why do we not like Rita Ora? Or did the giant wheel of "Female Celebrities Jezebel Hates" finally land on her?

You seem to have forgotten to include Mexican Tortilla Soup in your extensive list of #1's.

No worries. Easy mistake. I'll sit here and wait until you fix it.

Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

Wave goodby!

I dislike Lena Dunham as much as the next person, but can we please have the courtesy to believe her story and sympathize?

Hey, as long as there are no Adam Levine sketches...

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

I get this. I totally get this. There isn't exactly a dearth of Chinese places in my neighborhood and the funkiest, grossest one has the best food. Honestly, I get their food delivered because I'm convinced I will get all the herpes if I walk inside their joint.

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

You're free to your own opinions, but that's insane. Steak is best when it's kept simple — lots of salt, high heat, nothing else. If you're steak needs a long soak in a marinade, you're buying the wrong steak.

I disagree with plain beef being dull, but I can see why others would want something "more". Ketchup, however, brings nothing but shittiness to anything but fries.

I know! Famous rookies NEVER get attention. They don't star in Snickers commercials (Manziel), snort coke on Instagram (Manziel), engage in public drunkenness (Manziel), obsess over "their brand" (RGIII), drag the Kardashian freak show with them (Reggie Bush), have pimp and crack dealers as parents (Bryant), legions…

I don't know why he put it online, but probably bc it's his truth. This happened to him, and countless other nameless/faceless LGBT kids out there. My stepson had a friend who was kicked out of his house at 17 so he couldn't corrupt his younger siblings. Does he deserve money? One of his friends thought so. And I…

Hey, I have no idea what it's like, because I am perfectly perfect at all times. Always, forever...yup. ahem.....yeah....no mistakes here! Nope.

That's a lot of mistrust to walk around with