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I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

Isn’t the point of Snake Eyes is that he’s white? I’m Asian American and glad we’re finally getting up front in more movies aced shows but this doesn't make sense. 

If Snake Eyes is not a silent ninja assassin who never speaks is physically unable to speak or never removes his mask, he’s not Snake Eyes.

Revenge for his father’s death, huh? So they’re just going to abandon the source material, where he joined the Arashikage clan after returning from Vietnam and learning that his parents and sister had been killed in a car wreck by the brother of the man who would eventually become Cobra Comm....you know what?

Towards the end, I liked everyone BUT Lorelai and Rory.

“...criticisms leveled at George Lucas’ screenwriting and direction make him seem to many like a hack who had one good idea.” Well, THX 1138 is pretty compelling dystopian sci-fi, and while American Graffiti took place in 1962 it essentially invented ‘50s nostalgia. Graffiti also invented soundtrack albums that

A cool but hidden feature of the set is that if you put the Ross minifigure next to the Rachel minifigure, it will scream, “WE WERE ON A BRICK!”

I’d buy a HIMYM Lego set in an instant, ending be damned. 

That’s a web gem.

Unless you’re going to adapt the novels like Dragonlance or a campaign like RavenloftI don’t see the point of using the D&D license. Why not just make a no name fantasy movie? Though I’d love to de something from Dragonlance or Ravenloft. Hell, you can do the former then the latter then combine them both since what’s

See the above poster. The problem is D&D isn’t a world or a story. It’s a game system.

That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

It looks terrible. I’ll be seeing it opening week-end.

JOSIE: Why are you even here?
ALEXANDRA: I was in the comics.
JOSIE: Wait, what? 

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

That guy is exactly how I imagined a guy who would do this kind of thing looks like.

I used to love Klosterman, but found each book less enjoyable than the last, and I wasn’t able to get more than a few pages into his ‘Black Hat’ book.

I think I got older, and the pretentiousness of his writings increased along the same timeline. (His ideas an general ‘brand’ were ALWAYS pretentious, but at least it