One of your co-workers thinks all black people look alike and doesn't know the difference between Kenny Smith and Greg Anthony. Deadspin, your throwing of stones in glass houses is so fucking annoying and sanctimonious.

Fuck SMU. UCLA baby! Woo!!

Genius Scan is the best, IMO. The ability to take a picture of a multi-page PDF and have it e-mailed out 10 sec later is just the best. No nonsense, and super convenient/ergonomic app setup.

If you're being sarcastic: I don't know. It's not that big of a deal.

Sure you didn't mean to file this to Greg Anthony I mean Kenny Smith?

YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT BAYBAYYYYYY!!!!!!111

I hate Dick Vitale. Always have, always will.

Tim, since you think they all look alike, which one do you think is Greg Anthony? Let me guess... The catcher? SS? Right fielder?

Holy fuck I am not reading any of that.

She's a prolifically talented fighter. She's going to be compared to others of her ilk, male or female. It's not that big of a deal. Eventually other females will be compared to her, once the sports exits its infancy.

No, it is not. What it is is a sad straw man.

must be nice being perfect!

what in the fuck are you talking about (presuming you have any idea what you're talking about)

No one hates this man more than Big Ghost Ltd. and it is fantastic.

That's a "God I wish I could tell you to go fuck yourself right now" face if I've ever seen one.

Hello, sir. Welcome to Temecula!

Oh! Tony Dungy, Marshall Faulk, and Kurt Warner too! Can't forget those underachievers!

As a Pats fan, I hope this re-boils into another huge controversy. That way I get to laugh and laugh and laugh as all of the ESPN idiots twist their minds into fucking pretzels calling the Patriots cheaters. Oh and Ryan Clark, Ray Lewis, Brian Dawkins, Trent Dilfer, Cris Carter, Keyshawn Johnson, etc., don't forget to…

Chris Berman: the rage-a-holic at your local golf course

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