I’d say an orgy is 5 or more. 4 people could just be swingers, and I’m not sure if two couples really feels like an orgy, ya know? When you break it down, it’s just two people fucking in the same room as two other people, with the occasional swap. Even if they’re all joined in together, it’s two couples...two units.…

If testicles growled when someone was horny, would it even be possible to teach high school classes over the sound of the growling?

That “E-mail of the week” is total bullshit. Just Drew trying to make the world think he isn’t the only idiot. I’M ON TO YOU MAGARY!

Prince Philip’s posture is incredible for someone who is 95.

It’s a shame so many people’s contribution to this discussion basically boils down to: “Just in case you forgot, Magic Johnson has HIV!”

When someone speaks of virtuoso vocalists and uses Kurt Cobain as an example of one, then everything they say is automatically discredited.

like there’s lots of middling level vocal talent out there (and i love pop music)

She’s gotten this far based on raw talent despite all the body shaming from both inside and outside the industry and some asshole can’t even acknowledge her talent. Really pisses me off... and I’m not a fan of hers at all. But you know you wouldn’t read an article about how Ed Sheeran’s voice isn’t his own.

She’s kinder than I would have been.

mutter mutter mutter every fucking week mutter mutter I’M RIGHT HERE

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

In the long run, we’re all dead;

God dammit! I just finally got out of the grays!!!!!

what is the point of this post? this book came out 8 years ago and people have been calling bullshit for 8 years. is this your summer book report?

Well, actually he wasn’t standing for a while there...

Nothing is worse than the garbage word known as “bae.”

Hey, cute red headed athelete, I'll be happy to hold on to some for you. I totes won't use any bro, I swears.

Zika all over my face Greg!

I'm having a difficult time coming up with a freezer/vagina pun so I'll just say I find that man sexually attractive.

Damn, that ginger bastard could give me sexually-transmitted Zika any day.