I happen to know some Amish personally and I can attest that they are among the nicest, most sincerest people you’ll ever meet. You will be hard pressed to find any people that work harder than they do. But Drew is right: Cell phones have started to infiltrate the community and even some automobiles, although without…

No one wants to know how the sausage is made

I also find your wife attractive.

I wonder how many suicides happen with one of these still laying around half fucked? As in, the guy gets things started, gets into it, finds himself saying something like “Oh, Cindy, I’m gonna come!”, loses his erection, pulls out, re-evaluates his life, and finally offs himself.

These rehearsed group dunks are proof that BIG POOL DUNK MONEY is ruining the sport smdh

The problem is twofold:

still in a public beta phase

Sounds like what happens after I have too many chimichangas.

I can’t believe you skipped my all-time favorite: #ToiletMurder

#BoxOfInfants

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

I don’t think I could have sex with one of those torsos without feeling like a serial killer.

“It’s finally here! Kids, go to bed.”

well we don't called it "surprise" buttsex for fun.

Could I borrow your razor for non-drug related purposes? And that mirror that you are holding up too.

Confirmed, I’m definitely gay.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

I especially enjoy the announcers doing their best to awkwardly not comment on what they should comment, since it’s exactly what’s happening on field at that moment.

Is there a single movie on his resume John Goodman has not improved immensely?

Please make this the start of a Brady-meme-o-thon! Look he can count!