Nah, Holly was a hoe who is trying to make the mansion look bad although she knew exactly what she was doing....effing an old guy for money.

When he loses his parents in a few years, who’s going to raise him?

Maybe it’s just me, but somehow I get the sense that Trump fans aren’t going to recognize this as art/protest and simply will go “HURR DURR! LOOKIT THEM NAKED BROADS!!!”

Small technicality, the engine is still in the car. It’s just the blower that blew off the car.

If you change the roll and it is “under” instead of “over”, I will correct it. Because it should always be the waterfall, never the undergrab.

“All of his weapons were legally purchased.”

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

Three indisputable truths:

I masturbate for hours sometimes and I don’t think it’s an issue at all. Very relaxing, like meditation except with orgasms.

Like the end of the video shows, the orginal 1891 patent for toilet paper rolls settles the argument once and for all. It’s over.

Try coconut oil instead.

I believe that people who roll the paper under are the same people who stand up to wipe.

The life of a college student.

From the look of this chart, this IS his hobby.

For some people, it's about the journey. For others, the destination.

Or Top Chef food porn

It seems the pros for under are more ways to fix external problems (kids, pets, living in an RV) rather than related to the toilet paper itself. Also, only a god damned monster uses the under configuration.

•Shortest session time: 5 minutes

Satisfying the rabbit hole is also a great euphemism for jilling it.

I can support people of any political persuasion. The one thing I will not do is tolerate those dingleberries who roll the paper under.