The resemblance is uncanny. He looks like Farrow and Sinatra, not Farrow and Allen.

People think Frank Sinatra might actually be his dad, there are comparison pictures. If I were him, I'd encourage the rumor.

ummm...i’m gonna beg to differ. yeah, cosby raped many more women...so the volume of his crimes is, sure, yeah, greater. but woody allen is a fucking predator and who knows what damages he’s caused that we don’t know about.

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

I did not need to picture that right before bed.

I’m very tired of this election cycle. :x

“all my weddings”

People hate Piper but Piper without Alex is so so much better and more compelling to watch.

Ruby Rose’s character was the worst. What a waste. I need Nicky back.

As long as Poussey sticks around, I'll watch.

And Laura Prepon doesn’t have enough acting skills to handle a shampoo commercial.

“Jenji Kohan just cannot hold it together for more than a couple of seasons.”

I can’t really explain this phenomenon for me at weddings. I’m the guy who couldn’t bring a girl home from the bar if he had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his zipper. But put me at a wedding let me make a drunken speech and dance like a moron and all of a sudden I’m Ryan Gosling. The wedding before that one I…

It’s okay. I cheated against you. It was with my wife each time.

Don’t completely disagree, but I’m neither broke nor cheap, and I just canceled my cable because paying $151 dollars a month ONLY for sports is fucking horseshit. And that was the minimum package that I could get to see the sports that I wanted. Give me a way to pay for sports and not the Oxygen channel along with it…

Is that poached egg sitting on top of a pizza?

Because I want it inside of me.

I would have sex with you to get out of watching “Cabin Boy”. That movie is awful.

Prince: a weirdo who’s weirdest trait was his normalcy.