Happy Saturday to you, too! I’m not a mom, nor do I insist on my pets buying me presents (hee), but there might be a celebratory glass of sangria tomorrow anyway.

Happy Mother’s Day!

The weekend at last. I want to get some burgers and fries and onion rings, but I don’t want to walk in the rain to get it.

This mock outrage is nothing new.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Pretty mundane as heart attack stories go. I sat down to read the newspaper and it felt like my arm was in a vise, and an elephant was sitting on my chest. I called to my wife, “I’m having a heart attack!” She calls down the stairs, “You’re not having a heart attack. You’re probably having a panic attack.” Then she…

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Boo this stupid man and his pathetic joke.

My single greatest regret about not having a child is not being able to announce to the world that I was having one :( :(

Obviously too early to tell but, as I have written to a couple of Gawker/Deadspin folks, time to do some research and an article on hypertrophic cardiomyopathy (HCM). This was the condition that killed Hank Gathers and is responsible for sudden cardiac events like this one. As many as 1 in 500 people have this and…

So young though. poor soul.

No doubt, and remember, as Yogi said: “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

Bleh. Just tragic... *sigh*

I dunno Torch, I’m pretty sure what he did is in the Bible -

Seriously, it’s like herding cats. If cats were racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, anti-science garbage creatures that fed on scotch and second wives.

Nobody else wants to lead this clown car of assholes, so Reince Preibus is stuck with the job.

You think that’s bad, Rick Perry just endorsed Donald Trump and said he’d be open for a VP position. This is the same Rick Perry who gave a speech last year that said:

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?